Click if you dare. Only if you dare. This shit is about SPIDERS YALL. LOTS OF SPIDERS.

I'm really just posting this because this dog is my hero.


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Steve Ballmer: CEO of Microsoft | The Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth


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ugh my hand is swollen and coldness makes it hurt more

DAMN YOU BEE!!!!!! Pissing humans off is not a worthy cause to sacrifice yourself for.

Brian and I went to Lake Seminole Park to eat some lunch (I'm a nice girlfriend and bought him Chipotle) and this squirrel decided we were its beeeeest fweeeends.

As some of you know, there's a wasp who lives behind my blinds. For whatever reason, it never comes out from there, it just crawls up and down my window and buzzes every once in a while. It scares the crap out of me, hence why I have never tried to kill it ( Read more... )

ok i didnt think it would EAT me but still it would have been scary to get woken up by this ugly bug crawling on you but that did not happen so i think that it is gone ( Read more... )

there is a big scarey bug in here!!! i mean it is not a huge huge bug like that one me and jenna saw when the random person made us look at a bug haha but it is brown and ugly and kinda scarey looking so i am hopeing that it does not attack me and katie when we are asleep!!! cause i looked and it wasnt moving so i was ok if i ever get some guts i ( Read more... )

i was drying my hair, and then i flipped it up and parted it and my head was bleeding. how strange. well i just thought you would all like to know that. oh, and also, when i was in the bathtub there was this little black thingie floating in the water, so i thought it was a piece of lint and i picked it up. it was a dead spider. i screamed. the end.